“Oh hey there.” I felt myself say.Smiling in recognition,Sighing in relief.I found Joy on the steps to Swami’s,Never knowing I had let Her go.
Early in the honeymoon phase of mine and my husband’s ten-year relationship, I had drifted into sleep while he quietly finished his book. Somewhere in the moments of early sleep and deep body relaxation, I let one rip. I have never in my life farted so loudly I woke myself up, but that night I... Continue Reading →
Why aren't scientist rushing to Gabriel Brothers to study the mysterious black hole that must exist somewhere behind its deceptive doors? [Gabes]: "Want some unbelievable rewards?" [me]: I do need a birthday gift.... [Gabes]: "Why not step inside?" [me]: *shrugs* Two hours later, the doors swing shut behind me. I have to squint to avoid... Continue Reading →
I used to love to hate to clean. Then I loved to clean. Then I hated to clean. Then I loved it again. Some of this could have to do with a pregnancy and nesting cycle in there, but mostly it has to do with my need for purposeful tasks. Throughout the course of my... Continue Reading →